twh-fangirl16:

Oh god tag your porn

(via moonrainbow)

camp-half-direction:

Let us appreciate the geniuses behind our favorite books ♥

You forgot Georg R. R. Martin and L. J. Smith.

But kudos on forgetting Stephenie Meyer

(via anniskywalker)

black-nata:

“bitch, do you want to hurry up.”

“bitch, do you want to hurry up.”

best head canon is best

(via anniskywalker)

loki-forever:

Tom Hiddleston at the “Only Lovers Left Alive” Conference in Cannes, France on May 25th, 2013

Literally prancing around France with his giant dick

(via jackpittgregor)

emilianadarling:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

I have been waiting for this to come back for a year

(via melloadams)

this-is-chris-colfers-world:

cabchaser:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

oh u germany

and these aren’t even the worst, trust me

My favorite:

English: Speed Limit

German: Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung!

Also the literal translation for the German word for ambulance is “suffering car”

(via wanderingquill)

batchesbabes:

pentakill-lux:

tealbluestatic:

(“Sorry”)

This physically hurts me. 

(via emperor-of-arc)